Wife to one, mum to two, wine drinker, neighbor hater, cat taker, toilet seat breaker (don’t ask).
Failing miserably at this thing called Motherhood.
30 something, rotund nothing, blind as a bat, and now know the true meaning of the word ‘shat’ (again… don’t ask….. really).
I once had a high flying career, now I spend my days wiping my children’s poop smear.
If my kids could rap they would tell you that as a mom I am crap.
My motherhood ramblings and failings, not to mention copious white wine inhalings; will help you to feel your life is much better than mine.
Audrey’s my name, sometimes I feel insane when I think of how my life has become so inane.