http://jamiecearley.com/quotes-to-contemplate-february-13-2016/ Wife to one, mum to two, wine drinker, neighbor hater, cat taker, toilet seat breaker (don’t ask).
source url Failing miserably at this thing called Motherhood.
30 something, rotund nothing, blind as a bat, and now know the true meaning of the word ‘shat’ (again… don’t ask….. really).
I once had a high flying career, now I spend my days wiping my children’s poop smear.
If my kids could rap they would tell you that as a mom I am crap.
My motherhood ramblings and failings, not to mention copious white wine inhalings; will help you to feel your life is much better than mine.
Audrey’s my name, sometimes I feel insane when I think of how my life has become so inane.